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1753 lines
33 KiB
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# act2
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`SceneSetup.act2();`
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{{if _.badnews && !_.factcheck}}
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(#act2-preamble-news1)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.badnews && _.factcheck}}
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(#act2-preamble-news2)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.catmilk}}
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(#act2-preamble-cat)
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{{/if}}
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(#act2-preamble-tinder)
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# act2-preamble-news1
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: But did you *see* that "news story" about that horrible thing happening somewhere?
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: h-hi...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: God I hate the news. It's all sensationalism and clickbait.
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```
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publish("act2",["dum",2]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: n... nice party...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",0]);
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publish("act2",["dee",1]);
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```
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s: True, but they're just following incentives. The *real* problem is people who click the clickbait.
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: Who would retweet a terrible news story, and make all their friends feel bad?
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Ugh, I know right?
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(#act2-preamble-end)
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# act2-preamble-news2
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: But did you *see* that "news story" going viral?
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: h-hi...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Yeah, totally fake. Who would fall for that and retweet it?
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```
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publish("act2",["dum",2]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: n... nice party...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",0]);
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: Seriously dude. Like, hello, open up Google and factcheck first?
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Ugh, I know right?
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(#act2-preamble-end)
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# act2-preamble-cat
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: Like I was saying, the Meme Industrial Complex exploits cats.
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: h-hi...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["dum",1]);
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```
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a: Elaborate on this thesis.
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```
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publish("act2",["dum",0]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: n... nice party...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",0]);
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publish("act2",["dee",1]);
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```
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s: Well, I saw someone retweet a GIF of a cat drinking milk yesterday.
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: They can't digest that ^crap^! Who would retweet *animal abuse* like that?
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Ugh, I know right?
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(#act2-preamble-end)
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# act2-preamble-tinder
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",1]);
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```
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s: So yeah they never replied back!
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```
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publish("act2",["dee",0]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: h-hi...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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publish("act2",["dum",1]);
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```
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a: Even though you both matched each other on Tinder?
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```
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publish("act2",["dum",0]);
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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h2: n... nice party...
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hong","next"]);
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```
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{{if _.serialkiller}}
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(#act2-preamble-serialkiller)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.hookuphole}}
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(#act2-preamble-hookuphole)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.pokemon}}
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(#act2-preamble-pokemon)
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{{/if}}
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# act2-preamble-serialkiller
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",0]);
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: Yeah I dunno! What, did they think I was a *serial killer* or something? So paranoid.
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Ugh, I know right?
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(#act2-preamble-end)
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# act2-preamble-hookuphole
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",0]);
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: Yeah I dunno! Maybe they think hookups can't fill the hole in their heart?
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s: Stop being such a prude! Open your mind, then open your legs!
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Ugh, I know right?
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(#act2-preamble-end)
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# act2-preamble-pokemon
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",0]);
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publish("act2",["dee",3]);
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```
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s: Yeah I dunno! They weren't that hot, but they would have been a nice catch!
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```
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publish("act2",["party_hunter",1]);
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publish("act2",["dee",2]);
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publish("act2",["dum",3]);
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```
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a: Gotta Catch 'Em All!™
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(#act2-preamble-end)
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# act2-preamble-end
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```
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Game.clearText();
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publish("act2-out-1");
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music(null, {fade:1});
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```
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(...3000)
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```
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music('battle', {volume:0.5});
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publish("hp_show");
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bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
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```
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n: ROUND TWO: *FIGHT!*
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[Oh no they all hate us!](#act2a_social)
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[Were you *ogling* the redhead?](#act2a_perv)
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[Hey, let's talk about the meaning of life.](#act2a_meaning)
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# act2a_social
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`bb({eyes:"sad"})`
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b: We're bringing down the mood of this party by being such a sad lump!
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`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"two_up"})`
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b: We're killing the good vibes! We're committing first-degree vibe-murder!
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`bb({eyes:"normal", body:"normal"})`
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b: Human, we have to leave *now* before--
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```
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_.a2_first_danger = 'social';
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_.a2_attack_1 = "alone";
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```
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(#act2b)
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# act2a_perv
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`bb({eyes:"suspect"})`
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b: They're more attractive than us, which means if we even *look* at them, then--
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`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"two_up"})`
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b: WE'RE CREEPS
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`bb({body:"normal"})`
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b: We're creepy, evil, bad bad bad terrible terrible perv--
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```
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_.a2_first_danger = 'perv';
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_.a2_attack_1 = "bad";
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```
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(#act2b)
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# act2a_meaning
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`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"normal_r"})`
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b: At the end of it all, what can we possibly do that really matters?
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`bb({body:"normal", eyes:"sad"})`
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b: Contribute to humanity? All great works decay the way of Ozymandias. Love? Death will always do it part.
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`bb({eyes:"sad_r"})`
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b: And how much death there is! *We* will die. *Our loved ones* will die.
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`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"two_up"})`
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b: Heck, the Second Law of Thermodynamics means even our *universe* will die!
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`bb({eyes:"suspect", body:"normal"})`
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b: Oh, "death makes us appreciate life"? That's like saying slavery is good because it makes us appreciate freedom!
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`bb({body:"one_up"})`
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b: Oh, "you need to make your own meaning"? That's what cultists and conspiracy theorists do!
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`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"two_up"})`
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b: Life has no meaning, death has no meaning, even *meaning* has no meaning! What is a mortal soul supposed to--
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```
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_.a2_first_danger = 'meaning';
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_.a2_attack_1 = "bad";
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```
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(#act2b)
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# act2b
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`bb({eyes:"normal", mouth:"normal", body:"normal", MOUTH_LOCK:true})`
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b: ...
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`bb({eyes:"suspect"})`
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b: Um... can you hear me, human?
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`bb({eyes:"normal", MOUTH_LOCK:true})`
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b: ...
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`bb({eyes:"shock", mouth:"small_talk", body:"chest", MOUTH_LOCK:true})`
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b: *GASP*
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`bb({mouth:"small_talk"})`
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b: I MUST WARN YOU ABOUT...
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[*More* of the same danger!](#act2b_louder)
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{{if _.a2_first_danger=="social"}}
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[A *different* social danger!](#act2b_different_social)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.a2_first_danger=="perv" || _.a2_first_danger=="meaning"}}
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[A *different* moral danger!](#act2b_different_moral)
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{{/if}}
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[You're ignoring danger! That's dangerous!](#act2b_ignore)
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# act2b_louder
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`_.a2_first_choice = "louder"`
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{{if _.a2_first_danger=="social"}}
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(#act2b_louder_social)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.a2_first_danger=="perv"}}
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(#act2b_louder_perv)
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{{/if}}
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{{if _.a2_first_danger=="meaning"}}
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(#act2b_louder_meaning)
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{{/if}}
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# act2b_louder_social
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`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"two_up", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: EMOTIONS ARE CONTAGIOUS! SO IF YOU DON'T LEAVE YOU'LL INFECT EVERYONE WITH YOUR MENTAL ILLNESS!
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b: You'll create a deadly outbreak of SAD LUMP SYNDROME
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`bb({eyes:"suspect", body:"normal", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: We need to get out of here and quarantine ourselves forever in a small room with Netflix and food delivery!
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```
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_.a2_second_danger = 'netflix';
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_.a2_attack_2 = "alone";
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_.a2_hoodie_callback = "a quarantine";
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```
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(#act2c)
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# act2b_louder_perv
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`bb({eyes:"suspect", body:"two_up", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: DON'T BE A CREEP. IT'S AGAINST THE LAW!
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`bb({eyes:"judge", body:"judge_1", mouth:"normal"})`
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(...201)
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```
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bb({body:"judge_2"}, 0);
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sfx("gravel");
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```
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(...168)
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`bb({body:"judge_1"}, 0)`
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(...168)
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`bb({body:"judge_2"}, 0)`
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(...168)
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`bb({body:"judge_1"}, 0)`
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(...501)
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b: Creep Law, Section 74.5: (1) Any Person who checks out (a) those muscular shoulders (b) that bubble booty (2) shall be hereby known as
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`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"two_up", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: "A BIG DISGUSTING TRASH PERVERT"
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```
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_.a2_second_danger = 'law';
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_.a2_attack_2 = "bad";
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_.a2_hoodie_callback = "the law";
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```
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(#act2c)
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# act2b_louder_meaning
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`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})`
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b: Actually, even if you find a noble purpose in life, you can *still* mess everything up!
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`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})`
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b: Alfred Nobel wanted world peace and for cultures to understand each other. So he decided to make travel easier.
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`bb({eyes:"normal_r"})`
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b: So he needed a way to cheaply create train tunnels. So he invented a new material called "dynamite"...
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`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"normal"})`
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b: which was used in World War I to KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
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`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock"})`
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b: IT'S THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, HUMAN! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILLING RIGHT NOW
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```
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_.a2_second_danger = 'butterfly';
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_.a2_attack_2 = "bad";
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_.a2_hoodie_callback = "World War I";
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```
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(#act2c)
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# act2b_different_social
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`_.a2_first_choice = "different"`
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`bb({eyes:"normal_r", body:"point", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: Actually, you know what's worse than no-one liking you? *Everyone* liking you.
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`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"suspect", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: That is, becoming one of *these* pleasure-chasing party animals.
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`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small"})`
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b: A shallow life with shallow friends who only know the shallow you!
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`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: Human, we need to run away from these pleasure-zombies before they turn us into one of them!
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```
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_.a2_second_danger = 'zombies';
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_.a2_attack_2 = "alone";
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_.a2_hoodie_callback = "zombies";
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```
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(#act2c)
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# act2b_different_moral
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`_.a2_first_choice = "different"`
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`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: People are dying in famines and genocides *right now* and we're just partying!
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`bb({body:"point", eyes:"closed", mouth:"small"})`
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b: A wise person once said, "the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good folks to do nothing."
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`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock", mouth:"normal"})`
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b: WE'RE DOING NOTHING.
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`bb({mouth:"small"})`
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b: BY PARTYING, WE'RE HELPING *HITLER*.
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```
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_.a2_second_danger = 'hitler';
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_.a2_attack_2 = "bad";
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_.a2_hoodie_callback = "Hitler";
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```
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(#act2c)
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# act2b_ignore
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`_.a2_first_choice = "ignore"`
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`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"})`
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b: You think you're safe just because you took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector?
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`bb({eyes:"suspect_r"})`
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b: You won't even smell the poison! You'll just get sleepy and then you'll--
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`bb({body:"scream_c_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
_.a2_second_danger = 'ignore';
|
||
_.a2_attack_2 = "harm";
|
||
_.a2_hoodie_callback = "carbon monoxide";
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(#act2c)
|
||
|
||
# act2c
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"ignore_sweat"});
|
||
bb({eyes:"normal", mouth:"normal", body:"normal", MOUTH_LOCK:true});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
b: ...
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"happy", mouth:"smile", body:"chest"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Oh thank goodness human, I think you can hear me again!
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"closed", body:"point"})`
|
||
|
||
b: I SHALL WARN YOU ABOUT...
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_first_choice=="louder"}}
|
||
[*Even more* of the same danger!](#act2c_louder)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_first_choice!="louder"}}
|
||
[*More* of the same danger!](#act2c_louder)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_first_danger=="social"}}
|
||
[A *different* social danger!](#act2c_different_social)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_first_danger=="perv" || _.a2_first_danger=="meaning"}}
|
||
[A *different* moral danger!](#act2c_different_moral)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
[Did you check that punch before drinking?](#act2c_punch)
|
||
|
||
#act2c_louder
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_second_danger=="netflix"}}
|
||
(#act2c_louder_netflix)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_second_danger=="law"}}
|
||
(#act2c_louder_law)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_second_danger=="butterfly"}}
|
||
(#act2c_louder_butterfly)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_second_danger=="zombies"}}
|
||
(#act2c_louder_zombies)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_second_danger=="hitler"}}
|
||
(#act2c_louder_hitler)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_second_danger=="ignore"}}
|
||
(#act2c_louder_ignore)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
# act2c_louder_netflix
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Actually, Netflix & food delivery isn't quarantined enough! We'd still infect the delivery person!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"one_up", mouth:"small"})`
|
||
|
||
b: We need to move to the Canadian Yukon territories, and have our food delivered by drone!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
b: And then they'd have to sterilize the drone to rid it of our SAD LUMP GERMS
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "alone";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "a quarantine";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_louder_law
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"judge", body:"judge_1", mouth:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
(...201)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
bb({body:"judge_2"}, 0);
|
||
sfx("gravel");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...168)
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"judge_1"}, 0)`
|
||
|
||
(...168)
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"judge_2"}, 0)`
|
||
|
||
(...168)
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"judge_1"}, 0)`
|
||
|
||
(...501)
|
||
|
||
b: The BIG DISGUSTING TRASH PERVERT shall be sentenced to 72 hours in one of those medieval public-humiliation devices
|
||
|
||
b: unless they're secretly *into* that sort of thing
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: because they're a BIG DISGUSTING TRASH PERVERT
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "bad";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "the law";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_louder_butterfly
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"suspect"})`
|
||
|
||
b: BUTTERFLY EFFECT! You're using a non-biodegradable plastic cup?
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})`
|
||
|
||
b: BAM, A LANDFILL LEAKS POISON AND KILLS A KID
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"suspect"})`
|
||
|
||
b: You're sweating and your heart's pounding?
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: BAM, YOU BANKRUPT OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM AND MILLIONS DIE
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "bad";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "the butterfly effect";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_louder_zombies
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"angry"})`
|
||
|
||
b: These pleasure-zombies will stumble towards you mumbling,
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})`
|
||
|
||
b: LIIIIIKES. LIIIIIIIIIIKES.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Then they'll BITE YOU and turn you into a BRAINLESS BRO and/or THOUGHTLESS THOT!
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "bad";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "zombies";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_louder_hitler
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: THE NAZIS ARE GOOSE-STEPPING BACK ON THE STREETS RIGHT NOW
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"one_up", mouth:"smile", eyes:"happy"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Saying, *good thing those 'good folks' slacked off with stuff like 'relaxing' and 'self-care'!*
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"point", mouth:"smile", eyes:"happy_r"})`
|
||
|
||
b: *Now our plans can go fourth, reich on schedule!*
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "bad";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "Hitler";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_louder_ignore
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal_r"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Come to think about it, do we know if this building *has* a monoxide detector?!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"small", eyes:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
b: What if we're all being poisoned *RIGHT NOW?*
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: WE WOULDN'T EVEN SEE DEATH APPROACH. WE'D JUST STOP EXISTING FOREVER AND EVER AND EV--
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "harm";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "carbon monoxide";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_different_social
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"sad"})`
|
||
|
||
b: What if we're just *fundamentally incapable* of ever being loved, or loving another?
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"sad_r"})`
|
||
|
||
b: What if something irreversibly broke inside of us a long time ago? Or never existed in us in the first place?
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: AHH WE'RE BROKEN! SO BROKEN SO BROKEN SO BROKE--
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "alone";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_different_moral
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
b: What if we're just *fundamentally rotten?*
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"sad"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Others have an inner drive to do goodness, but we only do "good" out of guilt or shame, if at all.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"sad_r"})`
|
||
|
||
b: What if it's in our nature to hurt others? What if we can't be anything *other* than a burden to those close to us?
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: AHH WE'RE BROKEN! SO BROKEN SO BROKEN SO BROKE--
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "bad";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2c_punch
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
b: I'm not being irrational. People *do* drug punch bowls. That is an actual thing that actually happens.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"suspect"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Human, does your head hurt? Are your limbs limp? I think we're dying.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: AHHH WE'RE DYING! WE'RE DYING WE'RE DYING WE'RE DYI--
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_attack_3 = "harm";`
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_hoodie_callback = "punch bowls";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2d)
|
||
|
||
# act2d
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
attack("20p", _.a2_attack_1);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...401)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"attacked_2"});
|
||
attack("20p", _.a2_attack_2);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...401)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"attacked_3"});
|
||
attack("20p", _.a2_attack_3);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1001)
|
||
|
||
h: F^AAACK^!
|
||
|
||
h: F^ACK^ING F^ACK^-F^AKK^ITY *F^AAAAACK^*
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"smile", eyes:"happy"});`
|
||
|
||
b: Yay, human! I'm so happy you can hear me again!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"sad"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Why were you ignoring me?
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"facepalm"})`
|
||
|
||
h: Holy ^hell^, you absolute moron.
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"facepalm_2"})`
|
||
|
||
h: You know that Native American story?
|
||
|
||
h: "There are two wolves inside you, one is hope, one is despair, which wolf wins? The one you feed."
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"facepalm_3"});
|
||
bb({eyes:"normal"});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h: I was trying to *starve* you, you sadistic ^asshole^!
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"smile", mouth:"smile"})`
|
||
|
||
h: Screw it, I'll do positive affirmations instead.
|
||
|
||
h: *I am loved. I am good. I am smart. I am beautiful. I am special.*
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"suspect"});`
|
||
|
||
[Golly, that's so narcissistic!](#act2d_narcissist)
|
||
|
||
[Y'know affirmations were *disproven?*](#act2d_disproven)
|
||
|
||
[omg don't credit random stories to indigenous folk](#act2d_racist)
|
||
|
||
# act2d_disproven
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"point", mouth:"normal", eyes:"closed"})`
|
||
|
||
b: In fact, they actually *backfire* for people with low self-esteem!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"one_up", mouth:"small", eyes:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
b: It was a well-designed study – randomized controlled trial, experimenter was blinded as to who was in which group.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"small", eyes:"normal_r"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Results: if you already had low self-esteem, being asked to repeat affirmations makes you feel *worse* than if you'd said nothing at all!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"point", mouth:"normal", eyes:"closed"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Wood 2009, Psychological Science. Look it up on Google Scholar, human,
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_b_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: THEN STOP SPREADING UNSCIENTIFIC FAKE NEWS
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
attack("10p", "bad");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
(#act2e)
|
||
|
||
# act2d_narcissist
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})`
|
||
|
||
b: You *need* to humbly see your own flaws in order to grow as a person!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"suspect"})`
|
||
|
||
b: You can't spray air freshener over a moldy room! Covering up your flaws makes you worse in the long run.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"chest", mouth:"smile", eyes:"closed"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Thankfully, I, as your loyal guard-wolf, can alert you to your flaws. And right now, it's-
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_b_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS WRONG
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
attack("10p", "bad");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
(#act2e)
|
||
|
||
# act2d_racist
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Native Americans are *actual people*, not some "noble savages" you can namedrop to make your fortune-cookie advice more *exotic*.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"suspect_r"})`
|
||
|
||
b: You're reducing individual persons & complex cultures to a Hallmark card! That's "benevolent racism"!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_b_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: STOP BEING RACIST YOU SQUINTY-EYED JERK
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
attack("10p", "bad");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
(#act2e)
|
||
|
||
# act2e
|
||
|
||
h: ^ASSDAMMIT^.
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"yell", mouth:"yell"})`
|
||
|
||
h: You know what? You're *irrational*.
|
||
|
||
h: Everyone knows emotions are irrational! Especially fear!
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"facepalm_2"})`
|
||
|
||
h: You're a useless evolutionary leftover, like my appendix or wisdom teeth!
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"yell", mouth:"yell"})`
|
||
|
||
h: ^Hell^, this whole wolf metaphor is stupid! You're just a bunch of neuro-chemicals in my head.
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"cross", mouth:"cross"})`
|
||
|
||
h: So why should I listen to a worthless, irrational, non-existent piece of ^shit^ like you?!
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"sad", MOUTH_LOCK:true})`
|
||
|
||
b: ...
|
||
|
||
[Jeez, human. That's really hurtful.](#act2e_hurtful)
|
||
|
||
[I'm a feeling. Feelings are valid.](#act2e_valid)
|
||
|
||
[Human, we're *both* "just chemicals."](#act2e_rational)
|
||
|
||
# act2e_hurtful
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"chest"})`
|
||
|
||
b: I'm *part* of you, you know. When you say that, you're hurting *yourself*.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: Why are you hitting yourself, human? STOP HITTING YOURSELF.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
music(null);
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
attack("10p", "harm");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
(#act2f)
|
||
|
||
# act2e_rational
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal_r"});`
|
||
|
||
b: Your deepest motivations are dopamine, your richest joys are serotonin.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"one_up"});`
|
||
|
||
b: Your memories are synaptic weights, your reason is fault-prone electrical signals.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"normal", body:"normal"});`
|
||
|
||
b: So if me being "just chemicals" means *I'm* irrational... then that means *you're* irrational!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock"});`
|
||
|
||
b: And if we're *both* irrational, then we'll *never* figure out how to be fulfilled and happy!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: AHHH WE'RE BROKEN! SO BROKEN SO BROKEN SO BROKEN--
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
music(null);
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
attack("10p", "bad");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
(#act2f)
|
||
|
||
# act2e_valid
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"});`
|
||
|
||
b: Hang on... "they" say that feelings are valid, that you should always accept your emotions.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"suspect_r"});`
|
||
|
||
b: But "they" also say emotions are irrational, that emotions are not to be trusted.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"angry"});`
|
||
|
||
b: Oh my gosh, "they" have been lying to us this whole time!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})`
|
||
|
||
b: "THEY" FEED US CONTRADICTIONS TO MAKE US DEPENDENT ON THE SELF-HELP INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
music(null);
|
||
hong({body:"attacked"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"});
|
||
attack("10p", "harm");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
(#act2f)
|
||
|
||
# act2f
|
||
|
||
`hong({body:"defeated", MOUTH_LOCK:true});`
|
||
|
||
h: ...
|
||
|
||
h: I hate this. God it hurts so much I *hate* this.
|
||
|
||
h: I can't appease you. I can't ignore you. I can't fight you.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"suspect"});`
|
||
|
||
h: No matter what I do, I can't seem to get rid of yo--
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_1"});`
|
||
|
||
b: Well maybe you're NOT *SUPPOSED* TO GET RID OF ME.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_2"});`
|
||
|
||
b: How do you think *I* feel, human?!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_4", mouth:"cry", eyes:"cry"})`
|
||
|
||
b: I'm trying my best to be your guard-dog, but you keep seeing me as some Big Bad Wolf!
|
||
|
||
b: So I try even *harder* to alert you to danger! *More* danger! *Different* danger!
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"cry_2"})`
|
||
|
||
b: But no matter how hard I try to protect you, you *still* think I'm your enemy!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_5"});`
|
||
|
||
b: What am I doing wrong?!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_2"});`
|
||
|
||
b: I *know* I suck at my job. But I'm *trying*, human!
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_3"});`
|
||
|
||
b: ...I'm trying.
|
||
|
||
`bb({body:"cry_6", mouth:"right", eyes:"cry_r_1"});`
|
||
|
||
b: You don't have to heed my warnings, or agree with me, or even *like* me.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"cry_r_2"});`
|
||
|
||
b: I just... all I want is for you to be patient with me.
|
||
|
||
`bb({eyes:"cry_r_3"});`
|
||
|
||
b: I just want for you to sit with me for a while, instead of turning away and--
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
bb({eyes:"cry_r_4"});
|
||
hong({body:"listen"});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Hey.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"look"});
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
publish("act2-in-2");
|
||
publish("hp_hide");
|
||
music('party1', {volume:0.4, fade:2});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2000)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",2]);
|
||
Game.WORDS_HEIGHT_BOTTOM = 230;
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Looks like you're caught in a fight with yourself, kid.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",3]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",13]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h2: Was it that obvious?
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",4]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",14]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: You were, uh, mumbling at your hoodie about {{_.a2_hoodie_callback}} or something.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",13]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",15]);
|
||
sfx("rustle", {volume:0.6});
|
||
setTimeout(function(){
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",16]);
|
||
sfx("concrete_step3", {volume:0.6});
|
||
},401);
|
||
setTimeout(function(){
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",17]);
|
||
sfx("concrete_step4", {volume:0.6});
|
||
},801);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h2: oh god i'm such a mess.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",7]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",18]);
|
||
sfx("squeak");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Hey. You're not alone, friend. Anxiety's super common.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",5]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",19]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
{{if _.act1_ending=="fight"}}
|
||
r: Heck, just yesterday, I heard someone on campus had a nervous breakdown and smashed their phone!
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.act1_ending=="flight"}}
|
||
r: Heck, just yesterday, I heard someone curled up into an armadillo ball and cried in public!
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",2]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Listen: I know what it's like to have that animal in your head.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",8]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: We *all* do. That's why I throw these parties every weekend, to forget our worries, forget that animal.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",9]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",20]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h2: but my anxiety...
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",2]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",21]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Don't worry, kid. I used to be like you. But then I found a little trick to get that negative voice to shut up forever...
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",3]);
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
music(null, {fade:1});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2001)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",10]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",22]);
|
||
sfx("rustle");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2501)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",10]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",23]);
|
||
sfx("rustle2");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1001)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",11]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: My own specialty blend. It's a bit stronger than... well, anything legal really.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",12]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",24]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Bottoms up, ^bee-yatch^!
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"hold"});
|
||
bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"wat"});
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
Game.WORDS_HEIGHT_BOTTOM = -1;
|
||
publish("act2-out-3");
|
||
publish("hp_show");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...3500)
|
||
|
||
[Oh my God.](#act2g_1) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
[This is a bad coping mechanism.](#act2g_2) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
[Don't take drinks from strangers.](#act2g_3) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
# act2g_1
|
||
|
||
b: O--
|
||
|
||
(#act2g)
|
||
|
||
# act2g_2
|
||
|
||
b: T--
|
||
|
||
(#act2g)
|
||
|
||
# act2g_3
|
||
|
||
b: D--
|
||
|
||
(#act2g)
|
||
|
||
# act2g
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"drink"});
|
||
bb({body:"attacked"});
|
||
attackBB("40p", "harm");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2000)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"forward", mouth:"forward"});
|
||
bb({body:"frazzled", mouth:"frazzled", eyes:"frazzled"});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h: Mmm, what an exquisite palette!
|
||
|
||
h: A full-bodied flavor of "shut your mind up," with a subtle aftertaste of "never feel anything ever again"!
|
||
|
||
b: This is bad, human. This is really, really bad.
|
||
|
||
[This is *actually* how addiction starts.](#act2h_opt1) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
[I *knew* the host was deeply messed up!](#act2h_opt3) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
[Also, they could have drugged that!](#act2h_opt2) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
|
||
# act2h_opt1
|
||
|
||
b: This is *actu*--
|
||
|
||
(#act2h)
|
||
|
||
# act2h_opt2
|
||
|
||
b: Also, they co--
|
||
|
||
(#act2h)
|
||
|
||
# act2h_opt3
|
||
|
||
b: I *knew* th--
|
||
|
||
(#act2h)
|
||
|
||
# act2h
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"drink"});
|
||
bb({body:"attacked"});
|
||
attackBB("40p", "harm");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2000)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
hong({body:"back", mouth:"back"});
|
||
bb({body:"panicked", mouth:"panicked", eyes:"panicked"});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h: Delicious, *and* cheaper than therapy!
|
||
|
||
b: HUMAN PLEASE STOP
|
||
|
||
h: Hehehe!
|
||
|
||
h: And what are *you* gonna do about it, ^asshole^?
|
||
|
||
b: I'm so sorry, human.
|
||
|
||
b: I'm going to have to use my SPECIAL ATTACK
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
bb({body:"special_a"});
|
||
music('battle', {volume:0.5});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
`Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_SPEAKER = "fear_harm"`
|
||
|
||
[](#act2h_attack) `_.SPECIAL_ATTACK="harm"; Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
`Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_SPEAKER = "fear_alone"`
|
||
|
||
[](#act2h_attack) `_.SPECIAL_ATTACK="alone"; Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
`Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_SPEAKER = "fear_bad"`
|
||
|
||
[](#act2h_attack) `_.SPECIAL_ATTACK="bad"; Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
# act2h_attack
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
bb({body:"special_b_1"});
|
||
hong({body:"forward", mouth:"forward"});
|
||
sfx("charging");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h: What's this ^crap^?
|
||
|
||
h: You're gonna yap more stupid *words* at me to--
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
bb({body:"special_c"});
|
||
sfx("hadouken");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...901)
|
||
|
||
(#act2i)
|
||
|
||
# act2i
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("hide_tabs");
|
||
publish("show_special_attack");
|
||
Game.FORCE_CANT_SKIP = true;
|
||
music(null);
|
||
stopAllSounds();
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...5000)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("show_tabs");
|
||
hong({ body:"final", mouth:"final" });
|
||
bb({ body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"sad" });
|
||
attack("100p", _.SPECIAL_ATTACK);
|
||
Game.FORCE_CANT_SKIP = false;
|
||
setTimeout(function(){
|
||
publish("remove_special_attack");
|
||
},30);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
h: WHAT THE ^HELL^ WAS THAT
|
||
|
||
b: I'm sorry. I needed to show you the consequences.
|
||
|
||
{{if _.SPECIAL_ATTACK=="harm"}}
|
||
h: I COULD *SEE* MY OWN CORPSE. I COULD *FEEL* THE SENSATION OF BEING ACTUALLY DEAD.
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.SPECIAL_ATTACK=="alone"}}
|
||
h: I COULD *SEE* EVERYONE'S LOOK OF DISGUST. I COULD *HEAR* ALL THE THINGS THEY SAID.
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.SPECIAL_ATTACK=="bad"}}
|
||
h: I COULD *HEAR* THE CRUNCHING OF RIBS. I COULD *TASTE* THE BLOOD IN THE AIR.
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
b: I'm sorry, human.
|
||
|
||
n: *FINISH THEM*
|
||
|
||
[{FIGHT: Punch the host.}](#act2j_fight) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
[{FLIGHT: Let's get out of here.}](#act2j_flight) `Game.OVERRIDE_CHOICE_LINE=true`
|
||
|
||
# act2j_fight
|
||
|
||
`bb({ eyes:"angry" });`
|
||
|
||
b: That psychopath was taking advantage of you.
|
||
|
||
b: They were trying to corrupt you, make you as messed up as they are!
|
||
|
||
`bb({ body:"yell_angry_1" });`
|
||
|
||
b: Punch that jerk! Knock their friggin' lights out!
|
||
|
||
`bb({ body:"final_1" });`
|
||
|
||
b: PUNCH THEM PUNCH THEM PUNCH THEM PUNCH THEM PUNCH THEM PUNCH THEM PUNCH THEM PUNCH THE--
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_ending = "fight";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2k)
|
||
|
||
# act2j_flight
|
||
|
||
b: I *knew* all these partygoers were deeply messed up. They all dull their pain with horrible things!
|
||
|
||
`bb({ body:"yell_1" });`
|
||
|
||
b: And they're tricking you into doing the same thing! They're corrupting you! We need to get out!
|
||
|
||
`bb({ body:"final_1" });`
|
||
|
||
b: GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OU--
|
||
|
||
`_.a2_ending = "flight";`
|
||
|
||
(#act2k)
|
||
|
||
# act2k
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
publish("act2-in-4");
|
||
publish("hp_hide");
|
||
music('party1', {volume:0.6, fade:1.5});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2001)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",26]);
|
||
sfx("slide");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1001)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",14]);
|
||
Game.WORDS_HEIGHT_BOTTOM = 230;
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: You alright, kid?
|
||
|
||
`publish("act2",["party_hunter",13]);`
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_ending=="fight"}}
|
||
(#act2k_fight)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
{{if _.a2_ending=="flight"}}
|
||
(#act2k_flight)
|
||
{{/if}}
|
||
|
||
# act2k_fight
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",21]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",33]);
|
||
music(null);
|
||
sfx("hit");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1000)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
sfx("record_scratch");
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",22]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",34]);
|
||
publish("act2",["dee",6]);
|
||
publish("act2",["dum",6]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: Y-you...
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",23]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",35]);
|
||
publish("act2",["dee",5]);
|
||
publish("act2",["dum",5]);
|
||
music('party1', {volume:0.6, fade:6});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
r: are *kinky*.
|
||
|
||
r: I like that. Come to my party next weekend, cutie.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hunter",19]);
|
||
publish("act2",["party_hong",36]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
h2: ok bye, ciao, adios, au revoir
|
||
|
||
r: The animal might have won today, but come back, and I'll mix something even stronger for you!
|
||
|
||
h2: sayōnara, auf wiedersehen, zài jiàn, shalom
|
||
|
||
r: You and me, kid, we'll show that beast who's boss!
|
||
|
||
(#act2k_end)
|
||
|
||
# act2k_flight
|
||
|
||
`publish("act2",["party_hong",36]);`
|
||
|
||
h2: ok sorry i have to run
|
||
|
||
`publish("act2",["party_hunter",16]);`
|
||
|
||
r: ^Damn^ it. The animal won today, huh?
|
||
|
||
`publish("act2",["party_hunter",15]);`
|
||
|
||
h2: no no, just, uh, gotta run a marathon. gotta go fast.
|
||
|
||
`publish("act2",["party_hunter",19]);`
|
||
|
||
r: Come to my party next weekend, cutie. I'll mix something even stronger for you.
|
||
|
||
h2: ok thanks gonna run run run run run
|
||
|
||
r: You and me, kid, we'll show that beast who's boss!
|
||
|
||
(#act2k_end)
|
||
|
||
# act2k_end
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
publish("act2-out-5");
|
||
publish("act2-outro", ["end1"]);
|
||
music("hum", {fade:2, volume:0.6});
|
||
Game.WORDS_HEIGHT_BOTTOM = -1;
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...2500)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end",2]);
|
||
sfx("whoosh");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1000)
|
||
|
||
b: Human! Are you okay?!
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end","next"]);
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
b: Gosh, that was *close.* We really could've--
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end","next"]);
|
||
music(null);
|
||
sfx("squeak");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1500)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end","next"]);
|
||
sfx("hit");
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...1000)
|
||
|
||
h: I'm coming back to the party next weekend.
|
||
|
||
h: The next time we fight, I'm not just going to *defeat* you...
|
||
|
||
h: I'm going to ^fuck^ing *kill* you.
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
Game.clearText();
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end","next"]);
|
||
sfx("concrete_step1");
|
||
````
|
||
|
||
(...901)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end","next"]);
|
||
sfx("concrete_step2", {volume:0.8});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...901)
|
||
|
||
```
|
||
publish("act2", ["act2_end","next"]);
|
||
sfx("concrete_step3", {volume:0.5});
|
||
```
|
||
|
||
(...901)
|
||
|
||
`sfx("concrete_step4", {volume:0.25});`
|
||
|
||
(...3000)
|
||
|
||
`_.INTERMISSION_STAGE = 2;`
|
||
|
||
(#intermission) |