anxiety/scenes/demo.md

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act1

SceneSetup.demo();

n: THIS IS A HUMAN

publish("scene", ["add_beebee"])

n: THIS IS YOU, THAT HUMAN'S ANXIETY

h: oh, hello again.

h: i don't mean to be rude, but i'd like to eat in peace today if that's not too m--

n: YOUR JOB IS TO PROTECT YOUR HUMAN FROM DANGER

n: IN FACT, THAT SANDWICH IS PUTTING THEM IN DANGER RIGHT NOW

n: QUICK, WARN THEM

You're eating alone for lunch! Again!

You're not studying while eating!

That white bread's bad for you!

act1a_alone

b: Don't you know loneliness is as associated with premature death as smoking 15 cigarettes a day?-

Game.OVERRIDE_TEXT_SPEED = 2;

b: (Holt-Lunstad et al, 2010, PLoS Medicine)

h: uh, thank you for citing your sources but--

Game.OVERRIDE_TEXT_SPEED = 2;

b: Which means if you don't hang out with someone right now you're gonna-

b: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

n: YOU USED FEAR OF BEING UNLOVED

(#act1b)

act1a_study

h: oh no

b: oh yes

n: YOU USED FEAR OF BEING A BAD PERSON

(#act1b)

act1a_bread

h: um, thank you for your concern but i--

Game.OVERRIDE_TEXT_SPEED = 2;

b: It'll spike your blood sugar and your health will be ruined and then they'll have to amputate all your limbs and then you'll-

b: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

n: YOU USED FEAR OF BEING HURT

(#act1b)

act1b

n: IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

n: BUT YOU'RE NOT DONE PROTECTING YOUR HUMAN YET

h: on second thought, um, maybe I'll look at my phone.

n: YOUR MOVES ARE: FEAR OF BEING HURT, BEING UNLOVED, AND BEING A BAD PERSON

n: LOWER YOUR HUMAN'S HP (HARDHEADED-NESS POINTS) TO ZERO

n: PROTECT YOUR HUMAN... AT ANY COST

n: GOOD LUCK

(#act1c)

act1c

h: huh... there's a party invite on Facebook. that looks nice...

Say yes, or they'll think you're a loser

Say no, it's probably full of drugs

Ignore it, you just make parties sad