From 2d7ed0ff1e8ffc70e330a0d27e1b6b3271e0ec66 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Nicky Case Date: Mon, 22 Jul 2019 16:42:42 -0400 Subject: [PATCH] pretty much all code for act ii --- TODO | 19 +++---- scenes/act2.md | 150 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++------- 2 files changed, 138 insertions(+), 31 deletions(-) diff --git a/TODO b/TODO index 85772d8..d5f7c07 100644 --- a/TODO +++ b/TODO @@ -14,17 +14,16 @@ ACT I - continuous shot, no glitch-stop (low prior) ACT II -- actual party bg & fg -- minor char voice (hansel & gretel) -- parallax aligns -- hong char + anims -- bb char + anims -- hunter better art -- runaway better anim -- SPECIAL ATTACK ICONS -- sfx for running away -! more sympathetic Hunter +- art: lock mouth small gasp +- art: lock mouth normal shut (...) +- a fourth scream anim +- art: bb frazzled, arm up +- art: end-hunter two mouths - callbacks for "what you mumbling about" +- sound: walking away +- sound: boop, hunter's hand on hong +- sound: vwoop, bb's hoodie is back +- sound: judge gravel ACT III - callback for act ii ending diff --git a/scenes/act2.md b/scenes/act2.md index ac98419..e174d63 100644 --- a/scenes/act2.md +++ b/scenes/act2.md @@ -352,9 +352,9 @@ _.a2_attack_1 = "bad"; # act2a_meaning -`bb({body:"one_up"})` +`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"normal_r"})` -b: What can we possibly do that matters in the end? +b: I mean, what can we possibly do that matters in the end? `bb({body:"normal", eyes:"sad"})` @@ -385,8 +385,12 @@ _.a2_attack_1 = "bad"; b: ... +`bb({eyes:"suspect"})` + b: Um... can you hear me, human? +`bb({eyes:"normal"})` + b: ... `bb({eyes:"shock", mouth:"small", body:"chest"})` @@ -397,8 +401,6 @@ b: I MUST WARN YOU ABOUT... [*More* of the same danger!](#act2b_louder) -`bb({eyes:"normal", body:"normal", mouth:"normal"})` - {{if _.a2_first_danger=="social"}} [A *different* social danger!](#act2b_different_social) {{/if}} @@ -474,7 +476,9 @@ b: DON'T BE A CREEP. IT'S AGAINST THE LAW! (...501) -b: Creep Law, Section 74.5: (1) Any Person who checks out (a) that sweet booty (b) those thick thighs (2) shall be hereby referred to as +b: Creep Law, Section 74.5: (1) Any Person who checks out (a) those muscular shoulders (b) that bubble booty (2) shall be hereby known as + +`bb({eyes:"angry", body:"two_up", mouth:"normal"})` b: "A BIG DISGUSTING TRASH PERVERT" @@ -487,16 +491,28 @@ _.a2_attack_2 = "bad"; # act2b_louder_meaning +`bb({eyes:"normal", body:"point", mouth:"normal"})` + b: ACTUALLY YOU KNOW WHAT'S WORSE THAN HAVING NO IMPACT ON HUMANITY? +`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})` + b: HAVING *ALL* THE IMPACT ON HUMANITY. +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})` + b: Alfred Nobel wanted world peace, and for cultures to understand each other. So he decided to make travel easier. +`bb({eyes:"normal_r"})` + b: So he needed a way to cheaply create train tunnels. So he invented a new material called "dynamite"... +`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"normal"})` + b: which was used in World War I to KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE +`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock"})` + b: IT'S THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT, HUMAN! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU ACCIDENTALLY KILLING RIGHT NOW ``` @@ -510,12 +526,20 @@ _.a2_attack_2 = "bad"; `_.a2_first_choice = "different"` +`bb({eyes:"normal_r", body:"point", mouth:"normal"})` + b: Actually, you know what's worse than no-one liking you? *Everyone* liking you. +`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"suspect", mouth:"normal"})` + b: That is, becoming one of *these* shallow party animals. +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small"})` + b: A shallow life with shallow friends who only know the shallow you! +`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock", mouth:"normal"})` + b: Human, we need to run away from these dopamine-zombies before they turn us into one of them! ``` @@ -529,12 +553,20 @@ _.a2_attack_2 = "alone"; `_.a2_first_choice = "different"` +`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock", mouth:"normal"})` + b: People are dying in famines and genocides *right now* and we're just partying! +`bb({body:"point", eyes:"closed", mouth:"small"})` + b: A wise person once said, "the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good folks to do nothing." +`bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock", mouth:"normal"})` + b: WE'RE DOING NOTHING. +`bb({mouth:"small"})` + b: BY PARTYING, WE'RE HELPING *HITLER*. ``` @@ -548,11 +580,11 @@ _.a2_attack_2 = "bad"; `_.a2_first_choice = "ignore"` -`bb({eyes:"suspect"})` +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"})` b: You think you're safe just because you took the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector? -`bb({eyes:"normal"})` +`bb({eyes:"suspect_r"})` b: You won't even smell the poison! You'll just get sleepy and then you'll-- @@ -580,12 +612,10 @@ b: ... b: Oh thank goodness human, I think you can hear me again! -`bb({eyes:"shock", body:"point"})` +`bb({eyes:"closed", body:"point"})` b: I SHALL WARN YOU ABOUT... -`bb({eyes:"normal", body:"normal"})` - {{if _.a2_first_choice=="louder"}} [*Even more* of the same danger!](#act2c_louder) {{/if}} @@ -632,10 +662,16 @@ b: I SHALL WARN YOU ABOUT... # act2c_louder_netflix +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})` + b: Actually, Netflix & food delivery isn't quarantined enough! We'd still infect the delivery person! +`bb({body:"one_up", mouth:"small"})` + b: We need to move to the Canadian Yukon territories, and have our food delivered by drone! +`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"normal"})` + b: And then they'd have to sterilize the drone to rid it of our SAD LUMP GERMS `_.a2_attack_3 = "alone";` @@ -682,10 +718,16 @@ b: because they're a BIG DISGUSTING TRASH PERVERT # act2c_louder_butterfly +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"suspect"})` + b: BUTTERFLY EFFECT! You're using a non-biodegradable plastic cup? +`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})` + b: BAM, A LANDFILL LEAKS POISON AND KILLS A KID +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"suspect"})` + b: You're sweating and your heart's pounding? `bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` @@ -698,13 +740,17 @@ b: BAM, YOU BANKRUPT OUR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM AND MILLIONS DIE # act2c_louder_zombies +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"angry"})` + b: These popularity-zombies will stumble towards you mumbling, +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"shock"})` + b: LIIIIIKES. LIIIIIIIIIIKES. `bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` -b: And they'll bite you and turn you into a brainless bro and/or thoughtless thot! +b: Then they'll BITE YOU and turn you into a BRAINLESS BRO and/or THOUGHTLESS THOT! `_.a2_attack_3 = "bad";` @@ -716,9 +762,11 @@ b: And they'll bite you and turn you into a brainless bro and/or thoughtless tho b: THE NAZIS ARE GOOSE-STEPPING BACK ON THE STREETS RIGHT NOW -b: And they're saying: +`bb({body:"one_up", mouth:"smile", eyes:"happy"})` -b: *Good thing those 'good folks' slacked off with stuff like 'relaxing' and 'self-care'!* +b: Saying, *good thing those 'good folks' slacked off with stuff like 'relaxing' and 'self-care'!* + +`bb({body:"point", mouth:"smile", eyes:"happy_r"})` b: *Now our plans can go fourth, reich on schedule!* @@ -728,13 +776,17 @@ b: *Now our plans can go fourth, reich on schedule!* # act2c_louder_ignore +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal_r"})` + b: Come to think about it, do we know if this building *has* a monoxide detector?! +`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"small", eyes:"normal"})` + b: What if we're all being poisoned *RIGHT NOW?* `bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` -b: WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW. ONE MOMENT WE'RE HERE, NEXT MOMENT WE STOP EXISTING FOREVER AND EVER AND EV-- +b: WE WOULDN'T EVEN SEE DEATH APPROACH. WE'D JUST STOP EXISTING FOREVER AND EVER AND EV-- `_.a2_attack_3 = "harm";` @@ -742,8 +794,12 @@ b: WE WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW. ONE MOMENT WE'RE HERE, NEXT MOMENT WE STOP EXISTING FO # act2c_different_social +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"sad"})` + b: What if we're just *fundamentally incapable* of ever being loved, or loving another? +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"sad_r"})` + b: What if something irreversibly broke inside of us a long time ago? Or never existed in us in the first place? `bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` @@ -756,10 +812,16 @@ b: AHH WE'RE BROKEN! SO BROKEN SO BROKEN SO BROKE-- # act2c_different_moral +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})` + b: What if we're just *fundamentally rotten?* +`bb({body:"one_up", eyes:"sad"})` + b: Others have an inner drive to do goodness, but we only do "good" out of guilt or shame, if at all. +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"small", eyes:"sad_r"})` + b: What if it's in our nature to hurt others? What if we can't be anything *other* than a burden to those close to us? `bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` @@ -772,13 +834,17 @@ b: AHH WE'RE BROKEN! SO BROKEN SO BROKEN SO BROKE-- # act2c_punch +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"})` + b: I'm not being irrational. People *do* drug punch bowls. That is an actual thing that actually happens. +`bb({eyes:"suspect"})` + b: Human, does your head hurt? Are your limbs limp? I think we're dying. `bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` -b: HUMAN, WE'RE DYING. WE'RE DYING WE'RE DYING WE'RE DYI-- +b: AHHH WE'RE DYING! WE'RE DYING WE'RE DYING WE'RE DYI-- `_.a2_attack_3 = "harm";` @@ -853,11 +919,19 @@ h: *I am loved. I am good. I am smart. I am beautiful. I am special.* # act2d_disproven +`bb({body:"point", mouth:"normal", eyes:"closed"})` + b: In fact, they actually *backfire* for people with low self-esteem! +`bb({body:"one_up", mouth:"small", eyes:"normal"})` + b: It was a well-designed study – randomized controlled trial, experimenter was blinded as to who was in which group. -b: Resulta: if you already had low self-esteem, being asked to repeat affirmations makes you feel *worse* than if you'd said nothing at all! +`bb({body:"two_up", mouth:"small", eyes:"normal_r"})` + +b: Results: if you already had low self-esteem, being asked to repeat affirmations makes you feel *worse* than if you'd said nothing at all! + +`bb({body:"point", mouth:"normal", eyes:"closed"})` b: Wood et al, 2009, Psychological Science. Look it up on Google Scholar, human, @@ -867,6 +941,7 @@ b: THEN STOP SPREADING UNSCIENTIFIC FAKE NEWS ``` hong({body:"attacked"}); +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"}); attack("10p", "bad"); ``` @@ -876,9 +951,15 @@ attack("10p", "bad"); # act2d_narcissist +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"})` + b: You *need* to humbly see your own flaws in order to grow as a person! -b: You can't spray air freshener over a moldy room! Covering up your flaws with narcissism makes you worse in the long-run. +`bb({body:"two_up"})` + +b: You can't spray air freshener over a moldy room! Covering up your flaws makes you worse in the long-run. + +`bb({body:"chest", mouth:"smile", eyes:"closed"})` b: Thankfully, I, as your loyal guard-wolf, can alert you to your flaws. And right now, it's- @@ -888,6 +969,7 @@ b: EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING IS WRONG ``` hong({body:"attacked"}); +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"}); attack("10p", "bad"); ``` @@ -897,8 +979,12 @@ attack("10p", "bad"); # act2d_racist +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"})` + b: Native Americans are *actual people*, not some "noble savages" you can namedrop to make your fortune-cookie advice more *exotic*. +`bb({eyes:"suspect_r"})` + b: You're reducing individual persons & complex cultures to a Hallmark card! That's "benevolent racism"! `bb({body:"scream_b_1"})` @@ -907,6 +993,7 @@ b: STOP BEING RACIST YOU SQUINTY-EYED JERK ``` hong({body:"attacked"}); +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"}); attack("10p", "bad"); ``` @@ -928,9 +1015,9 @@ h: Everyone already knows emotions are irrational! Especially fear! h: Why should I listen to a moron shitstain like you?! -b: ... +`bb({eyes:"sad"})` -`bb({body:"sad"})` +b: ... [...jeez human. That's really hurtful.](#act2e_hurtful) @@ -940,13 +1027,18 @@ b: ... # act2e_hurtful +`bb({body:"chest"})` + b: I'm *part* of you, you know. When you say that, you're hurting *yourself*. +`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` + b: Why are you hitting yourself, human? STOP HITTING YOURSELF. ``` music(null); hong({body:"attacked"}); +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"}); attack("10p", "harm"); ``` @@ -956,15 +1048,22 @@ attack("10p", "harm"); # act2e_rational +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal_r"}); + b: Which means if *I'm* irrational, then *you're* irrational! +bb({body:"two_up", eyes:"shock"}); + b: And if we're both so dumb and stupid, we'll *never* figure out how to be happy! -b: Ahhh we're so lost! So lost so lost so los-- +`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` + +b: AHHH WE'RE SO LOST! SO LOST SO LOST SO LOST-- ``` music(null); hong({body:"attacked"}); +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"}); attack("10p", "bad"); ``` @@ -974,17 +1073,26 @@ attack("10p", "bad"); # act2e_valid +`bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"suspect"});` + b: Hang on... "they" say that feelings are valid, that you should always accept your emotions. +`bb({eyes:"suspect_r"});` + b: But "they" also say emotions are irrational, that emotions are not to be trusted. +`bb({eyes:"angry"});` + b: Maybe "they" are just full of crud! -b: "They" are feeding us contradictions to maintain our dependency on the Self-Help Industrial Complex! +`bb({body:"scream_a_1"})` + +b: "THEY" ARE FEEDING US CONTRADICTIONS AS PART OF THE SELF-HELP INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX ``` music(null); hong({body:"attacked"}); +bb({body:"normal", mouth:"normal", eyes:"normal"}); attack("10p", "harm"); ```